{"id":11949,"date":"2022-09-15T10:52:28","date_gmt":"2022-09-15T09:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11949"},"modified":"2022-09-15T10:52:28","modified_gmt":"2022-09-15T09:52:28","slug":"agnes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/09\/15\/agnes\/","title":{"rendered":"Agnes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting on my train this morning<\/p>\n<p>When a cornflower fell into my lap<\/p>\n<p>This moved me a great deal<\/p>\n<p>As it had been sent with a deep love<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When I arrived at my terminus<\/p>\n<p>I immediately went to the toilets<\/p>\n<p>And masturbated myself to orgasm<\/p>\n<p>With this beautiful but silent plant<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting on my train this morning When a cornflower fell into my lap This moved me a great deal As it had been sent with a deep love &nbsp; When I arrived at my terminus I immediately went to the toilets And masturbated myself to orgasm With this beautiful but silent plant &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11949"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11950,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11949\/revisions\/11950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}