{"id":12055,"date":"2022-09-24T17:41:03","date_gmt":"2022-09-24T16:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=12055"},"modified":"2022-09-24T17:59:03","modified_gmt":"2022-09-24T16:59:03","slug":"newsletter-fucker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/09\/24\/newsletter-fucker\/","title":{"rendered":"Newsletter Fucker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is our four hundred and ninety-sixth newsletter<\/p>\n<p>And I am so pleased to release it at last<\/p>\n<p>Many of you have seen me<\/p>\n<p>Around the village recently<\/p>\n<p>Deflowering your wives and girlfriends<\/p>\n<p>And what fun I am having<\/p>\n<p>With their wet and dripping cunts<\/p>\n<p>But I have taken time out<\/p>\n<p>From all this endless fucking and sucking<\/p>\n<p>To give you some exciting news<\/p>\n<p>Hold your breath my friends<\/p>\n<p>The great news is that the Bishop<\/p>\n<p>Is visiting our village on the 28th<\/p>\n<p>And I for one cannot wait<\/p>\n<p>For him to put his hands down my trousers<\/p>\n<p>It is a great honour for Brent Bridge<\/p>\n<p>To receive this perverted cunt<\/p>\n<p>And I am sure that you will share<\/p>\n<p>In my great happiness<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That is all for now my friends<\/p>\n<p>But do not forget the<\/p>\n<p>Bring and Buy on the 6th<\/p>\n<p>And the WI Meeting<\/p>\n<p>On the same day<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bless You All<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Michael<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is our four hundred and ninety-sixth newsletter And I am so pleased to release it at last Many of you have seen me Around the village recently Deflowering your wives and girlfriends And what fun I am having With their wet and dripping cunts But I have taken time out From all this endless [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12055"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12059,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12055\/revisions\/12059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}