{"id":12099,"date":"2022-09-29T09:33:15","date_gmt":"2022-09-29T08:33:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=12099"},"modified":"2022-09-29T09:33:15","modified_gmt":"2022-09-29T08:33:15","slug":"you-are-crazeee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/09\/29\/you-are-crazeee\/","title":{"rendered":"You Are Crazeee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was once told by a flapper who was wearing a long tangerine dress<\/p>\n<p>That I was crazeee when I had enquired as to whether she was wearing underwear<\/p>\n<p><em>A girl should only wear perfume in this heat but I have to bother with this boring dress\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Which is so vulgar\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But then again you must think I am vulgar<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I assured that I did not think that she was vulgar just a little excitable<\/p>\n<p>She then handed me her long necklace and asked me to take her dog for walk<\/p>\n<p>As it was such a beautiful night and the moon was so full<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was once told by a flapper who was wearing a long tangerine dress That I was crazeee when I had enquired as to whether she was wearing underwear A girl should only wear perfume in this heat but I have to bother with this boring dress\u00a0 Which is so vulgar\u00a0 But then again you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12099"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12100,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12099\/revisions\/12100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}