{"id":12260,"date":"2023-01-18T12:49:14","date_gmt":"2023-01-18T12:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=12260"},"modified":"2023-01-18T12:49:14","modified_gmt":"2023-01-18T12:49:14","slug":"the-centre-of-the-known-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/18\/the-centre-of-the-known-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"The Centre of the Known Universe\u00a0<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I wonder if I am actually recording<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Centre of the Known Universe <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are photographing trains Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yoo often photograph trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You have spelt you incorrectly Jane<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is what I hate about yoo <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You have have spelt itt incorrectly Jane<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spelling is not a strong point of yours <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I know how to spell cunt Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why do you dislike me photographing trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n

After all we live next to the railway <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are a bore Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trains trains and more fucking trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It does my head in Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are missing the point Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am recording <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Centre of the Known Universe <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are recording your own madness <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why did you photograph the breakfast table this morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because you were naked Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I always eat breakfast in the nude <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is more comfortable <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In January <\/p>\n\n\n\n

When you sleep it is known that you wake up stiff and cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I know but I am never cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Grow up Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well it is like a flower I stretch and embrace the day <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And then I break my fast <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You just see the sexual side of it <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But breakfast is a spiritual time for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The same can be said of my train photographs <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But you just bad mouth me <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are very predictable Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I can imagine that when I read this fiction <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It will contain the same old slights <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You will ensure that I am naked throughout <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just for your own pleasure <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sometimes I hate men <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you turning into a dyke Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You would like that so much <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I suppose if I think about it that would be nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just think I return home tired after a day <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And find you in bed with one of your more than attractive friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I would settle down to watch rather like a hors d’oeuvre   <\/p>\n\n\n\n

With the thoughts of joining in later <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bullshit you would come in and moan about everything <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then ask for dinner and watch football <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is you all over Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think that this is going to be a Hate Saturday Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Get your knickers on and I will treat you to something in town <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You see you are so predictable <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You note the centre of the universe <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Whereas you do not even know the centre of yourself <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you hurt <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Really hurt <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So it is not a West End store for my perfume <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What perfume <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The perfume you are going to buy me <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The perfumes you choose would settle a third world debt <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Take it or leave it <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just like my train photographs Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hate everything else I do <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hate this fiction <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I hate all your fictions Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

They are so self indulgent<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n

How do we end a tiff <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A Stan and Jane tiff<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You stand in front of me completely naked  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And I kiss your golden triangle <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then what are you waiting for Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And I warn you that if a train passes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 And you ignore me <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then you will join its passage <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And I will not open the balcony doors <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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