{"id":12270,"date":"2023-01-18T15:05:36","date_gmt":"2023-01-18T15:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=12270"},"modified":"2023-01-18T15:14:58","modified_gmt":"2023-01-18T15:14:58","slug":"a-good-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/18\/a-good-man\/","title":{"rendered":"A Good Man<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Do you know what I hate about you <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The thing that I hate about you is that you are so fucking boring <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A big film director<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 You are nothing but a fake <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your films are so fucking boring <\/p>\n\n\n\n

They are not true to life\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All your characters are wooden <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you know why I do that assassin <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You have never directed a sexscene in your whole career <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you afraid of cunts and cocks <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do boobs terrify you <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am not afraid of you and you are a total cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are a cunt now and will be a bigger cunt in ten years <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did I hear you right man <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shall we step outside and settle it faggot to faggot <\/p>\n\n\n\n

We are outside my friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is very sad but the redwood trees do not fit in my bedroom or anywhere else for that matter<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Funny man you are a funny man <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbara would you tell this gentleman why I do not contaminate my films <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbara <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes she is my assistant and my wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbara is over there she is slashing your tyres arsehole <\/p>\n\n\n\n

My tyres <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes she has deflated three and has nearly finished with the forth <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What about the spare <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is in the lake <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barbara <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I love your hunting knife assassin <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are a big man with it in your pants<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Really tough <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is it bigger than your dick <\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Do you have a small dick <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think that he has a small dick Ray <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maybe but I think that you should enlighten him <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The reason is easy <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ray makes important films but does not compromise his art <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cunts<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dicks <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boobs <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Does the audience really want to see couples grunting in the hay <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No <\/p>\n\n\n\n

They want to see real people <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Good people <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Troubled people <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lost people <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is shit and you know it <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You might be right small dick <\/p>\n\n\n\n

May I call you small dick <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am armed motherfucker <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear that Barbara small dick has a big dick and he wants to use it <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am not wearing anything underneath you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you going to rape me and then kill Ray <\/p>\n\n\n\n

My sister you explloited my sister in your fucking movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Which movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A Good Man <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That was not my movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then whose fucking movie was it <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ray Loeb <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ray Loeb made that movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n

My movie was called <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The God Man <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What was your sisters name <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Patsy <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Patsy what <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just Patsy <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ray Loeb is a friend of mine and I know that if I let you go then you might hurt him <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You see I do not include sexscenes in my movies becaise of one thing <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is true is it not Gloria <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Very true Ray <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who the fuck is Gloria <\/p>\n\n\n\n

My sister as I like you I have a sister and unlike you I do not fuck her<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She is over there holding a shotgun <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gloria has a sure eye a very sure eye<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As I was saying I do not include sexscenes in my movies is for one reason and one reason only<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is because punks like you will either sue me or arrive at my house unannounced and ask for money <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You will say that I bullied or coerced an actress to undress in my movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is not the way I work assassin <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I respect my actors and do not really see any reason to bully them <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I do not know who your sister was <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A porn star maybe <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you fuck her in your dirty apartment with the cameras rolling <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you actually get it up <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or do your movies cater for the losers in society <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Losers like you motherfucker <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are a dead man <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I will rape the bitches first and make you watch <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And then I will kill you Ray<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Excuse me if I move as I am shitting myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gloria <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ask him if he wants to live or die <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Answer quickly my friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That shotgun is so very powerful <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It almost knocks over my little sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But that will not worry you will it <\/p>\n\n\n\n

As your head at a guess will land over there <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And before we eat <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I will bury you near the barn next to all the other punks who come out here with money on their minds <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But you have a choice my friend get your small dick out of your pants and place it on that bench <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then you will apologise to my wife and sister and then to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I will let you go into the woods but if I see you again I will hunt you in those woods and when I find you I will nail you to a tree and then put my sisters shotgun up your miserable arse and pull the trigger <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you think I am being fair ladies <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes Ray <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You are a good man <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bravo Jane that was a marvellous piece of writing <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I wrote it for a friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is she making a movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A short movie yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She has been invited to show it at next year’s Bexhill Festival  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What do you think Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Where is he <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I do not know <\/p>\n\n\n\n

There he is running through the woods <\/p>\n\n\n\n

There are no woods in Kings Cross <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just imagine that there were Sally <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh yes I can see him <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stan it was not real <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was only Jane’s script <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do not worry he will be back when the coast is clear <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poor Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is he always like this <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Only when the moon is full<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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