{"id":12330,"date":"2023-01-19T18:46:37","date_gmt":"2023-01-19T18:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=12330"},"modified":"2023-01-19T18:46:37","modified_gmt":"2023-01-19T18:46:37","slug":"lust-for-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/19\/lust-for-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"<strong>Lust for Coffee<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have a Lust for Coffee&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But she does not love me&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a sunflower field near my home<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But now it is derelict&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A derelict sunflower field&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I once shared a coffee there&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With Lust for Coffee&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But a corpse was found nearby&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man wearing a pretty dress&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Initially I was suspected&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I had an alibi&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A golden&nbsp;alibi&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a green trimming&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I knew who the killer was&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But did not care to reveal their name&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hollow Si Hollow Si&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Killed the man in a pretty dress&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she was jealous<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a Crime of Passion&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Boots of Industry&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was Lust for Coffee&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They both loved sunflowers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And mourned their passing&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Winter was blamed&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I knew that the Autumn&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Had carried out the foul deed&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who Sadness What Sadness&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were brothers&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My brothers&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They shaved their heads&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst I wore a ponytail&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Killers All&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a Lust for Coffee&nbsp; But she does not love me&nbsp; There was a sunflower field near my home But now it is derelict&nbsp; A derelict sunflower field&nbsp; I once shared a coffee there&nbsp; With Lust for Coffee&nbsp; But a corpse was found nearby&nbsp; A man wearing a pretty dress&nbsp; Initially I was suspected&nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12330"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12331,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12330\/revisions\/12331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}