{"id":12332,"date":"2023-01-19T18:49:09","date_gmt":"2023-01-19T18:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=12332"},"modified":"2023-01-19T18:50:52","modified_gmt":"2023-01-19T18:50:52","slug":"kiosk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/19\/kiosk\/","title":{"rendered":"<strong>Kiosk<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0I live in a big city and work in a kiosk near a railway station\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thousands of people pass me each day&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some greet me but most ignore me&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although I speak with some of these people each day I am very lonely&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which I see as totally my own fault as I do not seek out friends&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To make up for this I occasionally steal things normally from hotels&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bathrobes and pillowcases are my favourites but I frequently leave a gift&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As whenever I travel I always pack two or three small Bibles<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which I leave in various bedside cabinets unless a Gideon is already in place&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My most recent theft was from the Hard Rock Cafe in Paris&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where I stole a pint glass which celebrated the forty years anniversary of the chain&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nobody gave a shit they never do in France but it was not a thrill steal&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Far from it as of late I have discovered something interesting about myself<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which you might consider a little weird as it mainly involves my parents business&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They own a bed and breakfast in a coastal town&nbsp;in Sussex&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And recently I discovered that a guest had stolen a table lamp from his room&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This for some reason turned me on and I spent the rest of that day masturbating&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I now when I am visiting&nbsp;Mum and Dad actively seek out thefts for my own pleasure&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At times when I am in the kiosk I see people stealing chocolate bars&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This has the same effect on me and I try to retain a composure which is very difficult<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I believe&nbsp;it was Proudhon who said Property is Theft and I agree but do not really really understand him&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To me it is just sexy to steal or be the victim of theft although I have yet to discover why I donate Bibles&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Angela A <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0I live in a big city and work in a kiosk near a railway station\u00a0 Thousands of people pass me each day&nbsp; Some greet me but most ignore me&nbsp; Although I speak with some of these people each day I am very lonely&nbsp; Which I see as totally my own fault as I do not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12332"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12334,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12332\/revisions\/12334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}