Stan<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you write <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anna and Anna <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was some crazy shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why were they gay girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I like beautiful gay girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Typical of a man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You despise male homosexuality <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But like girl on girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most men do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But they have to be beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot stand fat dykes with buzz cuts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Imagine that you were walking by the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And three people were drowning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A faggot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A fat dyke with a buzz cut <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And a guy wearing a dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who would you rescue<\/p>\n\n\n\n
None of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know the answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of why all these people would drown <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not sure of your answer Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you fucking me about <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The answer is as plain as that wall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am good at most things <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And modest also <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But there is something I cannot do easily <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rescue sexual deviants <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The answer is easy Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you know about me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I love you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taken<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That you are a shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That you love mind games <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is where you answer lies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where do we live <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kings X <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although we are nearer to STP<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Behave Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you ask <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our apartment is above the railway tracks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can see that from here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How far above <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Between thirty and forty feet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you ask <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I threw you from the balcony <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It would be a tragedy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How would you die <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I might survive Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you were to die how would you die <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly the fall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or I might get minced by a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poisoning is another option <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poison <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You might have poisoned me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was the answer to my original question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Swim <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot swim <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Water scares me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I feel that I am going to sink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why I would not rescue any of these deviants <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Supposing you could swim <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you answer be <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is an abstract <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All the questions are abstract <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The answer of why I made Anna and Anna gay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was that I once knew two women as beautiful as you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who were gay girls or maybe bicycles <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are all the same to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you fuck them Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You mean buy one and get one three<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I was training to be a priest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A priest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes a priest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You never told me that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you never asked me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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