{"id":12388,"date":"2023-01-20T13:26:06","date_gmt":"2023-01-20T13:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=12388"},"modified":"2023-01-20T13:27:26","modified_gmt":"2023-01-20T13:27:26","slug":"to-a-wreath-of-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/20\/to-a-wreath-of-snow\/","title":{"rendered":"<strong>To a Wreath of Snow<\/strong>\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you doing Stan&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am copying a poem\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To a Wreath of Snow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By Emily Bronte&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On to our condensated window&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stan there is no condensation on our windows&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is presenting me with a small problem&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I am sure that Emily would have understood&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would image it is quite cold in Haworth today<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It would be bleak and bitter&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would like to return to Haworth&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As Emily makes me so wet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well pack your winter knickers as the train&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Leaves at five and I have booked us into a lovely hotel&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are so romantic Stan that is a nice thing to do&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You write Emily&#8217;s poem on an invisible window&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And surprise me me with this fantastic trip&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am beginning to think that you are human after all<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is really a celebration Jane&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A celebration&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you celebrating&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am celebrating the fact that the area around Uxbridge&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was mainly rural in character before the 1930s&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stan you are not human&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are an alien my love&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shall I do a Calypso on train as I normally do&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes Please&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No more Preston though&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No more Preston<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Will we fuck at the hotel Stan&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hope so&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is the room centrally heated&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hope so&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Otherwise I will need a lot of hot showers&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Will you be my Keef&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I will be your Candice Marie&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What are you doing Stan&nbsp; 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