{"id":12428,"date":"2023-01-21T07:17:10","date_gmt":"2023-01-21T07:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=12428"},"modified":"2023-01-21T07:20:35","modified_gmt":"2023-01-21T07:20:35","slug":"north-of-the-pacific","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/21\/north-of-the-pacific\/","title":{"rendered":"<strong>North of the Pacific\u00a0<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have read your new book Guy&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you like it&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not understand&nbsp;it&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did you not understand&nbsp;Guy&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The structure was confusing&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At times it is set in 1946&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then in 1881<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Characters change&nbsp;names genders and speak various languages&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a book about love Robyn&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Guy&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So is mine&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then why did you call me Robyn&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because that is your name&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bill&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes Guy&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why are your characters fluid&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because&nbsp;people are fluid&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Explain&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1933 was a fluid year&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had hoped to set&nbsp; 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