{"id":12490,"date":"2023-01-21T15:31:19","date_gmt":"2023-01-21T15:31:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=12490"},"modified":"2023-01-21T15:42:00","modified_gmt":"2023-01-21T15:42:00","slug":"the-dictators-arse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/21\/the-dictators-arse\/","title":{"rendered":"
The Dictator’s Arse<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

After much bribery and buggery <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I now have my dream job <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am in charge of the dictator’s arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am in charge of what enters <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And what leaves <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is a curiously satisfying occupation <\/p>\n\n\n\n

As I supervise all the shit in and out <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I take a personal pride in keeping these streets clean <\/p>\n\n\n\n

My work is often interrupted by homosexuals and peadophiles<\/p>\n\n\n\n

By the score and more <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sycophants a plenty form orderly queues   <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The dictator’s arse seems to attract <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gender perverts cross dressers and many others <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I have lost count <\/p>\n\n\n\n

They all gather like moths around a glowing nightlight <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is the in place to be no matter your madness <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This said I enjoy smelling of shit especially the dictators shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I feel quite privileged <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You smile <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I can see you smiling<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Do not lie <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Have you seen through me that easily <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I hope not as others will in time find out that I am a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is a dangerous thing to be unless you write state rhyme <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If caught I might be shot or exiled or sent to war <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes I am a poet and a rather good poet  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But I will not be told what to write <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Especially by those who enter or leave the dictator’s arse on a regular basis <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In a week I will use my granted leave to travel to the ends of empire <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am not running away or embarking on a poetical journey far from it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am training to be a bomber and am tightening my feeble skills <\/p>\n\n\n\n

My occupation is perfect as for hours each day <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am hidden in the sticky darkness <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is the dictator’s foul arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This will give me time to plant my bombs in his anal cavity <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I will then choose a day to achieve the maximum effect <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I will trigger the bombs from afar as all good freedom fighters do <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No one will suspect me as they would expect me<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To be mixed up with the dictator’s burnt remains <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A homosexual or a paedophile will be blamed <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am not fussy as I loathe them all<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Democracy will be restored but with certain sensible restrictions <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And I will begin my poetical journey along the wide interior rivers <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just as Du Fu did centuries before me distant in history\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Joe<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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