{"id":12513,"date":"2023-01-21T17:30:42","date_gmt":"2023-01-21T17:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=12513"},"modified":"2023-01-21T17:33:23","modified_gmt":"2023-01-21T17:33:23","slug":"komedy-klub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/21\/komedy-klub\/","title":{"rendered":"Komedy Klub<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Do you know something <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes I have problems too <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is sex <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It confuses me <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No not the holes <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is the easy part <\/p>\n\n\n\n

At the last count there were only four <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is pissing <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A quite ordinary thing <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rather boring if you think about it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You spend the first twenty years of your life <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pissing down a bog or into the bushes <\/p>\n\n\n\n

At the end of a railway platform <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or over your shoes\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is a tedious occupation <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And then you meet a girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A beautiful girl perfumed and delicate <\/p>\n\n\n\n

With the added attraction of an en suite fuck <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Life is good and if you are tired after the match <\/p>\n\n\n\n

She will give you a quick hand job as she washes the teams kit <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But then it happens after months of heavy sex <\/p>\n\n\n\n

She pleads tiredness as you have fucked her dry <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And then asks you the question <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will you piss in my mouth<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

WHAT <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You offer her a shit but that will not do <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It has to be piss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do not take this the wrong way as I like a golden shower as much as the next man <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Menstrual blood really turns me on <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That and her hairy pits sweaty after a long run <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But pissing in her mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n

NOOOOOOOOOOOO<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Whatever is she thinking <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yuk <\/p>\n\n\n\n

She offers you threesome with her best friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ivy <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You still refuse <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A bit of girl on girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You can watch with coffee provided <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Still no <\/p>\n\n\n\n

She asks you whether you are a faggot <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This confuses you as why would you be a meat product from Iceland <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You give in and piss in her mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n

She is wearing her Burger King uniform without the pants <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is a harrowing experience<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You smile but secretly you are scarred <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And make a resolution to speak to the Pope <\/p>\n\n\n\n

When you are next in Rome <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Do you know something  Yes I have problems too  It is sex  It confuses me  No not the holes  That is the easy part  At the last count there were only four  It is pissing  A quite ordinary thing  Rather boring if you think about it You spend the first twenty years of your life  […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12513"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12515,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12513\/revisions\/12515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}