{"id":1259,"date":"2014-09-28T14:25:57","date_gmt":"2014-09-28T14:25:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=1259"},"modified":"2014-09-28T14:25:57","modified_gmt":"2014-09-28T14:25:57","slug":"wowowowowowowowo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2014\/09\/28\/wowowowowowowowo\/","title":{"rendered":"WowoWowoWowoWowo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the day he finished writing<\/p>\n<p><i>The Dunstan Parallel <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Septimus C<\/p>\n<p>Read a newspaper<\/p>\n<p>That he had found on a train<\/p>\n<p>The newspaper contained an advertisement for optical health<\/p>\n<p>And within the advertisement<\/p>\n<p>There was a hidden message<\/p>\n<p>which read<\/p>\n<p>ERIC FLOPPED NEAR TOPAZ<\/p>\n<p>LET SPEED PACE CLIFFORD<\/p>\n<p>EDWIN FUCKED ZAPATA<\/p>\n<p>The message disturbed Septimus so much<\/p>\n<p>That he vowed never to write again<\/p>\n<p>And on that very evening<\/p>\n<p>He sailed to Afrika<\/p>\n<p>Never to return<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the day he finished writing The Dunstan Parallel Septimus C Read a newspaper That he had found on a train The newspaper contained an advertisement for optical health And within the advertisement There was a hidden message which read ERIC FLOPPED NEAR TOPAZ LET SPEED PACE CLIFFORD EDWIN FUCKED ZAPATA The message disturbed Septimus [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1259"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}