{"id":12612,"date":"2023-01-22T12:52:21","date_gmt":"2023-01-22T12:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=12612"},"modified":"2023-01-22T12:59:31","modified_gmt":"2023-01-22T12:59:31","slug":"joe-hill-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/22\/joe-hill-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Hill"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I met my girlfriend Betty Bleach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At the bus stop on Joe Hill <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was very attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I fell for her straight away <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But she was a perverse girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With some questionable habits <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of these involved urination <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is an innocent pursuit in itself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But Betty insisted on pissing in my mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which did not turn me on at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not want to appear to be prudish <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And risk losing Betty&#8217;s love <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I thought of a cunning plan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The big day arrived and I lay in a dry bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With Betty legs akimbo above me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She started to piss on my chest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But as she travelled towards my mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stopped Betty much to her surprise <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She asked me whether I was disgusted with her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I said no as I shared her enthusiasm for experiment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I had read in our home medical book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That drinking bleach was bad for one&#8217;s health <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I met my girlfriend Betty Bleach At the bus stop on Joe Hill She was very attractive And I fell for her straight away But she was a perverse girl With some questionable habits One of these involved urination Which is an innocent pursuit in itself But Betty insisted on pissing in my mouth Which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12612"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12616,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12612\/revisions\/12616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}