Are you excited Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Excited about what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our holiday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of course I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just think in a few short hours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I have said before <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan and Jane deserve a sunshine break <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree with you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then why are you writing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I hate flying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It takes my mind off of flying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not really the flying that scares me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I dislike hitting the ground at warp speed eight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you writing about <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Holocaust <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A poem about The Holocaust <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is not the nicest of subjects Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I also think that it is against flight rules <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here we are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please do not hijack the plane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please do not join the mile high club <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sitting on the wing is not permitted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No writing poems about The Holocaust <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There you are Stan you are breaking the rules <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are they going to do chuck me off the plane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At thirty-seven thousand feet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just for Jane and I will do anything you like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just do not be so serious <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are off on hols <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No poems about the holocaust <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My Grandma was Jewish <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just write another poem <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For you Jane nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is it going to be about <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Existentialism and Launderettes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wish I had never asked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You choose Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will check in the flight rule book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Existentialism and Launderettes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is nothing here as far as I can see <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wow what a surprise <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look Stan there is a storm cloud <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A very big storm cloud <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Over there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are heading straight for it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not such a piece of shit now are we <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think of the lightning and the turbulence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who knows they might find your silly notebook <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a dusty field in Central Spain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Burnt on the edges but still readable <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan’s final poems so sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a bitch Jane a sadistic bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will never forgive you for this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Close your eyes Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will hold your hand <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My sad big baby boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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