Do you think that she has nice boobs Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That girl that you have been looking at since we arrived at the pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are we talking again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Its seems so <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you still mad at me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why should I be mad at you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You lock me out of the apartment stark naked as a coach drops off some lads on their midwinter break <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Collar and cuffs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shut it Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were shitty to me on the plane so I got my own back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As sometimes you throw things of mine onto the railway <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Football programmes Stan only shitty programmes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think that she is beautiful Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The girl on the red lounger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes she is beautiful very beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But what I admire is the way she holds herself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is probably a complete bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly but if you watch her move around the pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you will notice that she almost glides <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is almost like she is dancing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Crap Stan you like her tits <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No just watch her against that waitress over there by the parasols <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is heavy and walks like a primate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because the poor bitch probably works twelve hours a day serving bitches like Betty Blue over there just to keep a roof over her head and feed her brats <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is open conjecture Jane it says nothing to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am right Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly but where is the evidence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lets say that I dived into the pool what would happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would drown hopefully <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are you coming from Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There would be a serious difference between Stan out of the pool and Stan in the pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Riddles Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are missing my point <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would become very wet as soon as I entered the pool whereas here on the loungers I am dry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The dynamics of this will never change <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That places your thoughts of the waitress into perspective <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan do you know how you can be wet and dry at the same time away from this swimming pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
BITCH <\/p>\n\n\n\n
YOU FUCKING BITCH <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was enjoying my orange drink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You deserved it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
STAN Stan put me down <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You dare <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Put me down <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that Katherina needs to be taught a lesson <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan you have made your point <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Give me my bikini pants back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love string bikinis <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am sorry I was a bitch to you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were cruel to me on the plane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tell you what if you tell me how very sorry you are then I will hang your bikini pants on the direction sign over there<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck you Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck you Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I bet you would not do this to your girlfriend over there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly not <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
STAN <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes Katherina<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be kind to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would rather look at the waitress in a bikini <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are so hateful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I get out of this pool then I will be arrested <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Lanzarote think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nobody gives a shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am going back to the apartment for a shower as I smell like Tango Man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you are still in the pool when I return and say sorry then I will give you your bikini pants back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is up to you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
May I help you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes you could be of assistance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you give Katherina her bikini pants back when I leave the Wakiki <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And tell her to look in my beach bag as there is something there to her advantage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not a problem <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And would you also ask my lovely wife to give you twenty euros as you have been a great help to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do not have to tip me as the management pools all tips <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not a tip Ria <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did you know my name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is on your name badge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like your job <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It pays for things but I send a majority of my earnings back to my family <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It will get better mark my word <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is my wife doing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Swimming <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that she is very beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So do I but she is very fiery at times <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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