You are such a mystery to me Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you can be a complete shit one minute <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And so warm and loving the next minute <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why to you say that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of my advantage by the pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I absolutely hated you when you left me naked in the pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nudity is not a big thing in Lanzarote <\/p>\n\n\n\n
People were looking at me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look at them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One guy photographed me on his phone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That will most likely end up on a porno website <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will Google Jane Collar and Cuffs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are not going to wind me up Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the waitress gave me my bikini pants <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I changed on the side of the pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just to say to people that I was free and not ashamed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am really a free spirit Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I do not drink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you doing Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Checking the internet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not there yet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Give me a kiss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I love you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I want to thank you for the lovely ring <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What ring <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The ring that you left for me by the pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have a confession to make <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the waitress handed me my bikini pants <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wait did she ask you for a tip <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why should she but no <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I said that because she was so helpful that she should ask for twenty euros <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She did not say a thing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a way it was rather awful of me as I looked down on her without knowing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These bars do not pay a fortune and she is likely to either be feeding a kid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or might be sending the cash or part of it to her family <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Twenty euros is twenty euros <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are not rich but we both have well paid jobs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan it is possible you are not going to like this and I feel so guilty but I gave the waitress one hundred euros <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why should I not like it a bit excessive but if I look at it in context then it is a good thing to do. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The hundred euros was from your money <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our money <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No your money as I robbed you in the apartment <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The lads holiday treat remember it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I have no cash <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only your card <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were going to buy yourself a couple of Spanish World Cup shirts remember <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then I found the peridot ring<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I felt so guilty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would have forgiven you Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh no it was not you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then who else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I felt so guilty about receiving such a wonderful and possibly expensive gift whilst the poor waitress was working for a pittance<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did Ria see the ring <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ria <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The waitress it was on her name badge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No she was elsewhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that she did not want to flash her tip around <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I get your point Jane but although she is paid little <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And we are paid a hell of lot more <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We work so fucking hard<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If we carry on for too long we will become ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ria does a less stressful job <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a dead end job <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poorly paid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An probably the sleaze of the owner has his hand on her arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But she is unlikely to burn out as we will<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is just the economic position that she is in <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Economies differ radically <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are slowly working ourselves to death <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But still feel underpaid for the pressure we put ourselves under <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We have a mortgage on an apartment that really we cannot afford <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thankfully we did not own a car as we live in London <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our lifestyle can be a little over the top <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We face this guilt by sponsoring children in developing countries <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just to make ourselves feel better or is just guilt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
None of us are perfect we just exist in the world in front of us<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look how we needed this break as we were so tired <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have been cruel to you and you have been cruel to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is not really us as we are acting like rats in a cage<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am sorry about the plane but you have been insufferable lately <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Deep down I wanted to hurt you as you were so arrogant <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your pranks did not really bother me as you have done these before <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jane without clothes is is like the old newspaper strip <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is just you are always so full of yourself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is self confidence Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I drown in self confidence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But know that without it an airless void exists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That scares me it scares the shit out me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Supposing God said Fuck You Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No more writing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Lord giveth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Lord taketh away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is from the Book of Job <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would I really be <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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