{"id":12834,"date":"2023-02-11T10:22:44","date_gmt":"2023-02-11T10:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=12834"},"modified":"2023-02-11T10:54:20","modified_gmt":"2023-02-11T10:54:20","slug":"in-a-tent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/11\/in-a-tent\/","title":{"rendered":"In a Tent"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My wife and I were camping <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On Thistledown Common <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were snug and naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In our joint sleeping bag <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our aim was to photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dawn breaking her night colour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And painting the skies passion <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But that did not happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As we were awoken by a helicopter<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which was hovering above us <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The down draft blew our clothes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That had been drying on a line <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Into the infinity of the future <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To make matters worse motorbikes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were being released on parachutes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">High above us with a careless abandon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rosy and I fled our tent in a panic<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fearing that these great machines <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would crush the life from our bones <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As we were alone we did not cover our modesty<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And were further 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painting the skies passion But that did not happen As we were awoken by a helicopter Which was hovering above us The down draft blew 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