{"id":12884,"date":"2023-02-15T07:46:14","date_gmt":"2023-02-15T07:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=12884"},"modified":"2023-02-15T08:06:19","modified_gmt":"2023-02-15T08:06:19","slug":"on-an-indian-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/15\/on-an-indian-train\/","title":{"rendered":"On an Indian Train"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As a European I am not used to this heat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My clothes are wretched but this is unnoticed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By my fellow passengers bright in their contentment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About a week ago I was in a Kent charity shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was buying a couple of paperbacks for the journey<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was an elderly couple next to me examining the jigsaw puzzles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suddenly the woman walked to the counter and spoke to the volunteer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She wanted to give fifty pounds to the victims of a recent earthquake <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The man who I perceived to be her husband looked at me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wouldn&#8217;t give them fifty fucking pence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is a silly cow but it is her money <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Too many of them and they breed like flies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Their houses are built out of balsa wood <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is God&#8217;s way people should listen to God <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The woman returned a little flushed and said little <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was then that I noticed that the man was counting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Never full no matter what they say the Dun Laoghaire <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Dun Laoghaire was a disaster with five pieces missing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was going to return it but she said no as it was a charity shop<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The couple then settled on two Sussex puzzles and left the shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It did not register with me at first but they had stolen them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My sister is called Jean Addy-Stephens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Mark just Mark as I like simplicity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I asked Jean to make a donation towards to earthquake appeal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was supposed to make me feel better but it did not as I felt guilty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> My family was wealthy and this was a vanity trip<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was travelling to a graveyard in the middle of Southern India <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To visit the grave of a relative who had died of a fever in the twenties<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During the days of Empire thousands of Europeans died in India <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And now rest in overgrown and almost forgotten cemeteries <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was chosen as I was a seasoned traveller and unattached <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My mission was to arrange the upkeep of the grave via a stipend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I started travelling seriously after watching The Lover at the local cinema <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jean initially travelled with me and we both expected to find Duras at her desk <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Obviously we found none of this but we both returned with a degree of maturity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I still carry copies of The Lover and The Sea Wall in my backpack as companions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My eyes are now heavy and I am four hours from my station<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> So I will take my leave of you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Till we meet again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a European I am not used to this heat My clothes are wretched but this is unnoticed By my fellow passengers bright in their contentment About a week ago I was in a Kent charity shop I was buying a couple of paperbacks for the journey There was an elderly couple next to me 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