A great number of things fuck me off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are too many to mention <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wish ill to all of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Especially when I am feverish as I am now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yet one is outstanding above the rest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is the abuse of Christmas Cacti <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look at it this way my friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a happy cactus <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Minding your own business <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Living a solitary yet plain life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you are happy and that is important <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even if you are ignorant of happiness <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then a person speaking in a foreign tongue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Picks you up and covers you with dream topping <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or something aligned with dream topping <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But less tasty and thicker in texture and smell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Glitter is then dribbled over you like acid snow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The final insult is a plastic message red white and gold <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are then transported to an any town <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To sit on the androgynous white shelves <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where you watch the detritus of the world in habitat<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even though fierce in appearance cactuses have feelings <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And experience their own mortality in frequent dreams <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Later much later they are found in bargain boxes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few pence each still clothed in their festering shrouds <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are almost dead invisible in these awful bins <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would in an instant turn over these tables <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But today I am endorsed with fever <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which prevents display<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bur the rage still gleams <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And will return quite soon <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A great number of things fuck me off There are too many to mention I wish ill to all of them Especially when I am feverish as I am now Yet one is outstanding above the rest That is the abuse of Christmas Cacti Look at it this way my friends You are a happy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12950"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12955,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12950\/revisions\/12955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}