{"id":13022,"date":"2023-02-23T11:14:07","date_gmt":"2023-02-23T11:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=13022"},"modified":"2023-02-23T11:16:25","modified_gmt":"2023-02-23T11:16:25","slug":"waiting-for-a-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/23\/waiting-for-a-bus\/","title":{"rendered":"Waiting for a Bus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you do Michael <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a cleaner <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought you were in The Navy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So you are a cleaner in The Navy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do they exist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I am a very special cleaner <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Special cleaner <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes as I am in charge of the anchor on HMS Antelope <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The aircraft carrier <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wow that must be exciting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Forgive me if I am stupid but does the sea not do your job for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sadly not and many people make that mistake <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The sea actually makes things worse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You would not believe the shit that I find attached to anchors <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But to me it is one of the most important parts of the ship<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Without an anchor the ship would drift aimlessly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am very proud of my command <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It looks like that the bus has been cancelled Sal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is not another one for an hour and five <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you fancy a coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That would be nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a great Coffee House over there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is called Temptation <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love its ditty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can resist everything except Temptation <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So original <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It has been stolen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really from whom <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will not tell you but if you guess <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before the coffees arrive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then the refreshments are on me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you do Michael I am a cleaner I thought you were in The Navy I am So you are a cleaner in The Navy Do they exist Yes very much But I am a very special cleaner Special cleaner Yes Really Yes as I am in charge of the anchor on HMS Antelope 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