It was a day as many tedious cold and busy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was travelling to work and looking at my phone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When a short video of a Northern Line train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Travelling along a coastal line took my fancy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was an impossible recording of a journey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I knew that even if the Northern Heights Extension <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had been been built it would not have reached Holy Island <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or have passed Alnwick Castle in the Norfolk Broads <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was then I became aware that Linda from Commercial<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who was sitting next to me and was weeping silently into a dirty slag<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had always fancied Linda but she was too upmarket for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I contented myself with fetid fantasies about her quite naked<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I asked her what was wrong and she told me that a foreigner <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had raped her mother and had eaten her father earlier in the day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She identified this brute as the greaseball sitting opposite <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Without a thought I pulled out my Magnum 347\/44 and blew his head apart <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This made Linda very happy and she let me touch her wet dripping cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But best of all she let me share her cheese cheddar and onion crisps <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck Fuck oh Fuck Fuck Fuck the cops were in the carriage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I was travelling on an out of date season ticket Fuck Fuck Fuck <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So was Linda but she blew all three of them apart from the queer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who just watched masturbating violently over a couple of tourists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who had come to London for the Kings Coronation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have to admit that I was a a sucker for the rough scenery <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was passing by outside and I thought of Anne Lister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anne Lister Anne Lister I wanted to be her gentle fuck <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the Shibden Hall tube station was closed for essential repairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Linda alighted at Kings X but left her soiled panties on the seat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hid them in my pocket for my fuck sisters future use <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And waited for Tooting Rebecca who had accepted my proposal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of marriage how I loved Tooting Bec Tooting Bec although I did <\/p>\n\n\n\n
not worked there as i was unemployed apart from being the director <\/p>\n\n\n\n
of a refugee charity based in based in Captain Cook’s thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Beamish and Saltaire Bournemouth the Isle of Wight Cambridge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ely and Whitby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck me Mina Harker suck me Lucy Westentra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let me walk youe savage dog and feed it uncleen meat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My train has stopped we have been shipwrecked on the rocks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am the only survivor <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yeast <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yeast is mt name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Linda is sitting next to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She tells me that Yeast rhymes with Beast <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I propose marriage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She accepts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We plan our future <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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