{"id":13112,"date":"2023-03-01T18:42:04","date_gmt":"2023-03-01T18:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=13112"},"modified":"2023-03-01T18:42:33","modified_gmt":"2023-03-01T18:42:33","slug":"peruvian-coasters-on-a-parisian-brothel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/01\/peruvian-coasters-on-a-parisian-brothel\/","title":{"rendered":"Peruvian Coasters in a Parisian Brothel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On my first or maybe second trip to Paris I found myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drunk in a brothel not far from a nameless Metro station <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was spread out on a reclining chair feeling quite ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And was being looked after by the ladies of the night <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Endless cups of coffee were being tipped down my throat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was I came to my senses that I noticed that the coasters <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On each of the many tables had originated in Peru <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On my first or maybe second trip to Paris I found myself Drunk in a brothel not far from a nameless Metro station I was spread out on a reclining chair feeling quite ill And was being looked after by the ladies of the night Endless cups of coffee were being tipped down my throat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13112"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13114,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13112\/revisions\/13114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}