Did you see that woman on the green bicycle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The one on the green bicycle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which bicycle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The green bicycle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bus cut her up on the corner<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You did <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You watched her arse all the way up the road <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh yes I think I remember her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did you notice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a trick question Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not a trick question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did you notice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That she was riding an expensive bicycle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was more specific than that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That she was small of stature <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was not that small <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But what did you notice about her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her bum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No Stan apart from that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am an arse man you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am very aware of that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is the your favourite thing about men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Their absence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lesbian <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If it had been a man you would have criticised him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not a real man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is your usual tune <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But men wearing Lycra Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is all rather obscene <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rather like Speedo’s on the beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is just something odd <\/p>\n\n\n\n
About male cyclists clad in Lycra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Riding together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In your view <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You never see girls with them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do at times <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes but it is rare <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The girl is probably the spare bike <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funny Stan Funny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But back to the woman on the green bicycle what did you notice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know you saw this as I saw your mind working <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it that her helmet matched her expensive bicycle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that her green cycling rags <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were perfectly matched <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lime Green and Racing Green <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a nice combination <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did you not say anything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not think it worth discussing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would discuss the opening of supermarket doors<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Female fashions you love the subject <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have an eye <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a fashionista <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It comes as naturally as breathing to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you not consider her choice worth discussion <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes I did <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You did not mention it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why are we having this conversation Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is pretty vacuous <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This fiction will not attract a great readership <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly not <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Its subject matter is pretty limited and rather boring <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It tries to titillate with thoughts of women in tight clothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I feel that it is an escape road <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rather like an actress who takes her kit off to sell a crap movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is all rather cheap Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am surprised at the writer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan & Jane <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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