Veronika Dol has an unusual job <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is employed by various churches <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To repair and refurbish their ancient Bibles <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At present she is polishing the leather cover <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of an incredibly ornate Polish Bible <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Veronika Dol is an atheist having lost her entire family <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the Balpas Dahl air disaster in nineteen ninety three <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was one of only six survivors yet this changed her life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As she has no memory of the event because of her infancy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have know her for many years and often correspond with her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My most recent letter was an account of an incident in Eastbourne <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In short I was sitting outside of a cafe counting my trinkets on a table <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When a man accused me of stealing fifteen pence that he had carelessly abandoned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had not noticed his pathetic coins and was angered by his accusation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I punched him hard in the face injuring his eye socket and was arrested <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yet when I appeared in court I was acquitted as the guy was a registered cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Veronika Dol found this hilarious and shared it with her wife Mary Anne <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have since been invited to Berlin to watch two movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Germany Year Zero which is being shown with J\u00e1, Olga Hepnarov\u00e1<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Veronika Dol has an unusual job She is employed by various churches To repair and refurbish their ancient Bibles At present she is polishing the leather cover Of an incredibly ornate Polish Bible Veronika Dol is an atheist having lost her entire family In the Balpas Dahl air disaster in nineteen ninety three She was […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13204"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13210,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13204\/revisions\/13210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}