Darling Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thank you for your mail <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It amused me greatly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As today has been a sad day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I found out that the union official <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who was causing the unrest up norf <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was not actually run over by the steamroller <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But his dog was squashed instead<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which is sad in its own way <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As Mr Lynch will have to find another flat mate \/wife<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On another more domestic subject <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please find attached one of our pornographic photographs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Of Stan and Jane fucking like savages on coke in Lisbon) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I want to illustrate a point <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In answer to your recent comments<\/p>\n\n\n\n
About my inability to load the dishwasher <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Which I hate with a vengeance)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have called our photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Loading the Dishwasher <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please enjoy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love Stan xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a grade one cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I still love you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In view of this would you do me a favour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you pop into the local charity shops <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And repurchase your collection of railway magazines <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I donated in ERRORORRE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A word of advise before you die <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Never X Katherina <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jane x<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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