{"id":13246,"date":"2023-03-08T18:39:37","date_gmt":"2023-03-08T18:39:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=13246"},"modified":"2023-03-08T19:05:24","modified_gmt":"2023-03-08T19:05:24","slug":"international-womens-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/08\/international-womens-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Jane &#038; International Women&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am home <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am home Stan all safe and sound <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The tubes were shit but what can you expect <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is some tea in pot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you pour me a cup of tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought slavery had been abolished <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PAUSE OF FIFTEEN MINUTES <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You smell nice have you had a bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I prefer the grime of the city <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did you do today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not much as both my meetings were cancelled <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The snow you see <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you work <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes I caught up this morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I watched a couple of movies this afternoon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had an interesting day today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you want to hear about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Today was International Women&#8217;s Day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">International Dykes Day more like <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is good that we are all sisters once in while <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree but it is a waste of time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What would you replace it with <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">International Bitches Day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That just about sums you up Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You think that women are just there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For your your enjoyment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes what is wrong with that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can make your own dinner <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have already eaten <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Judging by the kitchen I can see that you have <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your should be cooking me a nice meal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot cook <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will not cook <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Levels of processing Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Levels of shit Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am always suspicious about men who cook <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not start on that again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I might just learn to cook faggots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SHUT UP STAN <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">20:08 Wednesday the 8th of March 2023<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you reading <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A book about feminism <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Camus <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I forgot to ask what movies did you watch this afternoon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I watched two <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Brief Encounter and A Canterbury Tale <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes because they portray an England <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before the pollution <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pollution <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Take the women in the movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were both English Roses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">White<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well spoken <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Middle Class <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a tree going back to the Saxons <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They never existed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Utter crap Jane and you know it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were feminine unlike the women that you see today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Women are so obsessed with equality that their femininity withers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you ever seen a good looking feminist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Most are fat sister fuckers that cannot come to terms <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That they are dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fat ugly dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With excess body hair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The whole thing makes me shiver <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have seen many attractive feminists <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are the herd Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not mistake them for feminists <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you winding me up Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do you ask that question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You seem intent on upsetting me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have no intentions in that direction <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was just expressing a common view <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That in the not so recent past <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Women were more like the Laura and Alison Smith <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were feminine to the core <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think I am feminine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes very feminine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you can be influenced by the Dyke Dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck you Stan<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are trying to make me cry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Open the door and throw your book on to the line <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So that the next train can swallow it up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is your answer to everything <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you do not agree with it you destroy it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WHAT <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is the date today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The 8th of March <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is so special about the eighth of March <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That it is sandwiched between the seventh and ninth of the third month <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anything else<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you remember the Calcutta Cafe in Soho <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes it is where you took me on our first date <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When was that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The eighth of Ma-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Go into the spare room as there might be something on the bed to your advantage <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THREE MINUTES LATER <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh Stan you are so romantic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I absolutely love you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you crying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are not much of a feminist are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are my English Rose <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">STAN AND JANE KISS AND CUDDLE <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I knew that you would make me cry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I am quite tired but I did not expect this <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I still do not forgive you as you are a grade one cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is the nicest thing that you have said to me today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here is something nicer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I LOVE YOU <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That makes two of us <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did you say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing of importance Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing of importance <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stan &amp; Jane (8th of March 2023)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi Stan I am home Sorry I am home Stan all safe and sound The tubes were shit but what can you expect There is some tea in pot Would you pour me a cup of tea I thought slavery had been abolished PAUSE OF FIFTEEN MINUTES You smell nice have you had a 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