{"id":13340,"date":"2023-03-14T11:06:47","date_gmt":"2023-03-14T11:06:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=13340"},"modified":"2023-03-14T11:07:46","modified_gmt":"2023-03-14T11:07:46","slug":"i-was-executed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/14\/i-was-executed\/","title":{"rendered":"I was Executed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was executed on a Tuesday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For an unspecified crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I sat in the chair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You stood in front of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And removed your vest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was asked which I admired more <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your breasts of your underarm hair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I chose the latter for the comfort <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It brought me on this my last day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You rubbed your hidden hair in my face<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It smelt of perfume and light sweat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I then felt your pistol cold against <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The nape of my exposed neck <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was executed on a Tuesday For an unspecified crime As I sat in the chair You stood in front of me And removed your vest I was asked which I admired more Your breasts of your underarm hair I chose the latter for the comfort It brought me on this my last day You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13340"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13342,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13340\/revisions\/13342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}