{"id":13349,"date":"2023-03-14T20:32:17","date_gmt":"2023-03-14T20:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=13349"},"modified":"2023-03-14T20:53:26","modified_gmt":"2023-03-14T20:53:26","slug":"movie-director","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/14\/movie-director\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie Director"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe may I call you Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes Josephine will be okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You must be very happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Happy what is happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of the seven dwarfs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That question is wrong <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Happy who is Happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is the correct question 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<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I recorded it on film <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The platform <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The train <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The tension <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The buffet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cancelled train <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is it like to be a movie director <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have no idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ask a movie director <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What will your next movie bee called<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">W&gt;A&gt;S&gt;P <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Surely that should be <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">W.A.S.P <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You might be wright <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mr Fright <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ask 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