{"id":13443,"date":"2023-03-21T09:57:54","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T09:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=13443"},"modified":"2023-03-21T10:44:25","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T10:44:25","slug":"interview-no-496","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/21\/interview-no-496\/","title":{"rendered":"Interview No 496"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">28\/06\/2023<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hello Anna what is your name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hello Anna <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hello Anna <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not really Anna is my last name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As Hello is a common name in Colchester <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ewally <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have spelt that incorrectly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I have spelt it Ewally <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It should be really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I said I was born in Colchester and from a very young age people would come up to be and say Hello Anna 2 me  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And that is how I got my name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although I dropped the 2 me later in life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">IC <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As you are aware I am interviewing you about your film career <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have never done porn you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I see but what about Fun Things to do with Aubergines <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I saw it in the Church Hall last week <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a public training film <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it shows you pushing a huge aubergine up your cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I said it was a pubic information film <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Like what to do in the event of a nuclear war <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was the shortest film ever made <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RUN <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But using a aubergine as an organic sex toy is hardly in the league of surviving a nuclear explosion <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe but imagine just imagine that it is a hot day a really hot day and you are wet and horny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What can you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have a cold shower <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No really horny your thighs are becoming chapped with your juices <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What would you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am all ears <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is a nice name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like it but they call me Martin for short <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well going back to the problem <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have wet thighs and you know if you leave them you will get a rash <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And Germoline is so fucking expensive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You buy an aubergine from the local aubergine shop in the village <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rest is quite easy you remove the cucumber and insert the aubergine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is why I agreed to participate in the movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where do the pearl necklaces come in <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pearl necklaces I was dressed as the Prime Minister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you boyfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is his name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How did you know that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have not told me his name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No that is slightly wrong <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Confused dot com <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His name is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is his name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His mum is called <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Confused dot com <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or Dotty for short <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just call her D4S <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Describe your boyfriend 2 me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well he is about 1.75 tall <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And is hung like a horse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot sit down for a week after anal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes he steals all my chairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He has the greatest breasts imaginable <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A pert arse and is totally shaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Totally shaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes but only on Friday<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Friday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She prefers his other name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And only has sex with him on Sundays <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After Church <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is my other sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have never met her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is because she is dead<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did she kill herself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No herself is still alive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you mind if I return to your latest movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you not like Colchester <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I prefer your latest movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How many sisters do you have <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am an only child <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tell me about the movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is it about <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not have a clue <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Go away clue this is my interview <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was about robots invading Colchester <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What role do you play <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The one in the bakers with all those irritating seeds<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They get stuck between you teeth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you have any lines <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I am only twenty-three <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although I have a scar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not sure as I have never looked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How did you get it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was always there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you seen your GP <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because he is invisible <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I asked my bruvver <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is very clever <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is a nice name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He told me that it is not a scar but a fault line under my Lady Garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This me very happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very Happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What does you character do in the movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because she is dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about you boyfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He had some lines <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How many <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can you count <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes but I have only seen him in the dark <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is the name of his character <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Little Nell <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As in Dickens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No Little Nell <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is he a freedom fighter against the tyranny of the invading robots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What does he do to stop them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because the robot that he was going to do the sex scene with did not show up and the film 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