{"id":13451,"date":"2023-03-21T11:39:29","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T11:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=13451"},"modified":"2023-03-21T11:55:51","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T11:55:51","slug":"romane-bohringer-saved-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/21\/romane-bohringer-saved-my-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Romane Bohringer Saved My Life"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hello Peter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hello Peter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The field is quite chilly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But they have not shaved my coat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have been depressed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But now I am okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you still depressed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I am okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it was not like that last month <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I contemplated suicide <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you take poison <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No she was working <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I went to the railway station as I intended to throw myself under a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it was a strike day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did you do instead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I went to the cinema <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did you see <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A building with bright lights <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some were neon others white <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you see a movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I saw an usherette <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a French movie showing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was it called <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Foolish Love or something <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was it about <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was about the breakup of a family <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But they did not really break up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They live in two separate apartments <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which are joined to each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sounds fun <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They each live their own lives <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did it cheer you up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I still wanted to destroy myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then a scene arrived <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which changed my mindset <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The character that Romaine Bohringer played <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was in bed with another woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot remember the name of the other actress <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were having sex <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My favourite <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mine too<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not step on the beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because two mines have been reported <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">German <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I would imagine that they were metal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a sub story played in <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are two gay guys living in a nearby apartment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They want to share their life with a child of their own <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How sweet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well both the women are seen chatting Apres Sex <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a relaxed scene but Romane suddenly discovers that her friend wants to act as a surrogate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the scene become funnier and funnier <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Both the woman run upstairs to the gay guys apartment and hammer on the window <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are both stark naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It must have been summer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Possibly but both Spring and Autumn days can be mild <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not think that I had laughed so much in years and when I left the cinema I had made a decision not to destoy ,yself<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Destroy yourseld you have spely it incorrectly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So have you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well I walked towards the railway station and although the strike had been a pretend strike trains were still running <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stood on the edge of the platform <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But did not jump <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Train after train passed by <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was no longer depressed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was Peter once more <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is why I decided to visit you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not a sheep <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are my oldest friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am only a year older than you Peter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mike is five years older than us both <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mike is dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So he is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He jumped under a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Poor Michael <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was he depressed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He just did not really like this train that passed through the station once a day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it was pink <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The train did not like him either <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is why it chopped him in half <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was quite cut up when I found out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So was he <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now that you are happy would you like to sleep with Hilda <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who is Hilda <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You had a sister named Hilda <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is she dirty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More than you can imagine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does she work on a farm 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