{"id":13513,"date":"2023-03-25T10:44:27","date_gmt":"2023-03-25T10:44:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=13513"},"modified":"2023-03-25T10:53:05","modified_gmt":"2023-03-25T10:53:05","slug":"oh-fuck-fuck-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/25\/oh-fuck-fuck-fuck\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Fuck Fuck Fuck"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nina <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I went to a wedding recently <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I caught the flowers of the bride <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What luck <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The next day I met Ralph at a bus stop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And now we are engaged to be married <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stephen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My best friend died recently <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He decided that he would attend his own funeral <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That sometimes happens these days  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How chic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He decided to treat it as a wedding and marry death <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rather like in the Ingmar Bergman movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although they did not play chess <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did it go well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Death shagged my sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The ugly one <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Someones has to <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But as they left for a night of passion <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bride threw her bouquet over her shoulder <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And like a cunt I caught it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am flying out next week for a potholing holiday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In Borneo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then I am jumping out of a plane<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To raise money for the starving children <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a very compassionate person <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And do not deserve this <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cyril <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you keep your eyes on the road <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nina I went to a wedding recently That is nice I caught the flowers of the bride What luck Yes The next day I met Ralph at a bus stop And now we are engaged to be married Stephen My best friend died recently How sad He decided that he would attend his own funeral [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13513"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13518,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13513\/revisions\/13518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}