I own a cafe that is part of an underground station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is very popular and was profitable <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Until about a year ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When a crip in a wheelchair complained <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That my disabled access was poor <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I told him that I did not cater for minorities <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And would not accept blind customers if they walked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Through the door and then into the tables and then the chairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cheese graters were so fucking expensive ..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the menus had already cost me a fortune<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In fact my lovely little cafe was for able bodied people only<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why it was called <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Able Bodied Cafe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the crip was one of those fucking idiots <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who could not let it go and reported me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To both London Transport and the local authority <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In short I was instructed to put in a ramp <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So that cripples and those on disability scooters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Might access the cafe and not feel excluded <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This I did at great expense <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I did not get much change out of \u00a38000<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which ate into my annual profits <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The problem was that with the exception of the crip <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No cunt used it apart from kids playing marbles <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not a cruel person and realise that crips <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do have a place in society even if they do get in the way <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I went to church to ask God for forgiveness and direction <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nothing happened as the almighty must have been busy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was until last Tuesday when I saw the crip in his wheelchair <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bombing along the icy platform towards me as crips tend to do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He then skidded on a patch of ice and fell into the path <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of an oncoming train and was crushed and fried all at once <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I should have been shocked but I was not as I felt a great happiness <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The happiness was so great that I arranged for the fucking ramp <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To be broken up next day and donated the spoil to St Peter’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n
For their children’s rockery and alpine pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a moral to this story but I have yet to find it <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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