Is that your real name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did you kill the minister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because Rory Red <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was in Bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was your reasoning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am an existentialist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even though my name is Sparkle Blue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you a pony <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No a sea horse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did you do it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because Mr Full of Holes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was corrupt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A liar <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A traitor <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was all powerful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why Biffin the Gold <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Assassinated him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who is Biffin the Gold <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A pony <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you a pony <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a sea horse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are each responsible for creating purpose <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or meaning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In our own lives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you want to fuck the doctor’s wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then do so <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because the doctor will not cure me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then the doctor will not need to cure you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So fuck his wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But what if I become ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is an abstract<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our individual purpose and meaning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is not given to us <\/p>\n\n\n\n
By Gods <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Governments <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teachers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or any other authorities <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you realise that you will be executed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For your crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does this not scare you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I will ask the firing squad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To execute themselves <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have done this country a great service <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have rid it of a sewer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you thought about his wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neither have I <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is as bad as him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did Sparkle Fairy not kill his wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Sparkle Blue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did Sparkle Blue not kill his wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have no idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ask Sparkle Fairy <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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