{"id":1377,"date":"2015-01-18T16:05:03","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=1377"},"modified":"2015-01-18T16:05:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T16:05:03","slug":"la-jenny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2015\/01\/18\/la-jenny\/","title":{"rendered":"La Jenny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The holiday brochure showed<\/p>\n<p>chocolate bars in the shape of cars<\/p>\n<p>and terracotta villas<\/p>\n<p>Sister Marie was posing for an aggressive photographer<\/p>\n<p>who was complaining about everything<\/p>\n<p>from the force of the breeze<\/p>\n<p>to the dip dappled light<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>His assistant Agnes<\/p>\n<p>bored and bullied<\/p>\n<p>and very French<\/p>\n<p>was sitting quietly on the bench<\/p>\n<p><i>Join the nun !<br \/>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i> <\/i>he suddenly barked<\/p>\n<p>and she did so in a sullen fashion<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sister Marie was always given copies<\/p>\n<p>of the photographs not not chosen<\/p>\n<p>and she gave these to her dear dear friends<\/p>\n<p><i>including a Rabbi and two Hasidic Jews <\/i><\/p>\n<p>but kept the rest to decorate<\/p>\n<p>the walls of her Manhattan apartment<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>La Jenny is a naturist complex near the Bay of Arcachon on France\u2019s Atlantic Coast <\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The holiday brochure showed chocolate bars in the shape of cars and terracotta villas Sister Marie was posing for an aggressive photographer who was complaining about everything from the force of the breeze to the dip dappled light &nbsp; His assistant Agnes bored and bullied and very French was sitting quietly on the bench Join [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}