What are you smiling at Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do not want to know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Try me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever heard of a politician called <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No should I have <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He vanished a number of years ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It became an unsolved mystery until about a year ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you listening Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well a chap on his death bed confessed to a crime that he had committed many years previously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He had murdered a famous politician <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It seems that apart from being totally corrupt this creature was heavily into scatophilia <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is that or need I ask <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is an interest in shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is going downhill Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Remember I am in a delicate condition <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well this politician got his kicks by shitting on to the glass table in his apartment <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just weird Stan just weird <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it gets worse as he picked up men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To lay under the said table and watch him shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yuk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot even stand it when dog shit these days<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One night this politician picked up the wrong person <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As this guy was an absolute psycho <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not think I am going to like this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well there he was there crouched over his coffee table <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shitting for shitting sake when this fruitcake <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pulled out a powerful handgun and blew <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The politicians arsehole right through the top of his head <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How horrible why did you tell me about this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you asked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I suppose I did but I am still curious about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did the chap get away with it as surely this politician was missed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It appears the assassin dumped the corpse in the guys car and drove to a lake many miles away and dumped the car into the waters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It sank into sixty feet of water <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did he find that depth of water <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not have a clue perhaps he joined a sub-aqua club<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that was that and up to the deathbed confession nothing was known for sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was blood and shit everywhere in the apartment but no fat corrupt politician either alive or dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It soon became a cold case <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But surely the psycho committed other crimes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He did but none as gory as this one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He actually died in prison <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He did not pay his television licence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
End of conversation Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He robbed banks and some good guys died <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have they located the car <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I believe so but nothing has been reported <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A cover up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maybe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As there is more to this assassination than meets the eye <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really was he a hit man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
More like a shit man Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funny Man Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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