{"id":14022,"date":"2023-04-26T13:27:34","date_gmt":"2023-04-26T12:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=14022"},"modified":"2023-04-26T13:36:41","modified_gmt":"2023-04-26T12:36:41","slug":"stan-jane-disagreement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/26\/stan-jane-disagreement\/","title":{"rendered":"Stan &#038; Jane (Disagreement)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jane do you know what I saw as I walked past Kings Cross <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A train <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then what <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I saw a chap who was even taller than me wearing a dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How did that make you feel Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I felt nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Liar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well I felt a little angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just a little angry Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well the pervert fucked me off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you want to hit him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Liar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well yes but I just ignored him and kept the peace <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was he taking shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was attracting attention <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And a few louts were giving him the verbals <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peado Pervert and insults like that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see why they did it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because this chap disgusted them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If they had taken it further and attacked him what would you have done <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you have separated fights in the past and have stepped in when women were being hassled <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So why if this did occur would you have ignored it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because the coffee in St P is so good <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck off Jane your hormones are everywhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck you Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have tears in your eyes stop it now <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You say that you are kind and yes you are but only kind on your own terms <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You choose to be kind when it suits you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If something offends you or upsets you then you revert to the savage as most men do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sometime I do not really understand you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are the best partner a girl could have <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are just so lovely to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But there is a part of you that worries me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a darkness in you not using a better word <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are things that you do not care for Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about the pervert who attacked Mandy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You said that if you came across him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That you would cut his balls off with a blunt knife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a figure of speech Stan and you know it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When you went out with Bryan and Rob to search for this guy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was proud of you but hated you at the same time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If we had found him then our actions would have not been a figure of speech <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How would have felt about that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But we are not talking about a hypothetical situation Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why did that chap you saw at Kings Cross upset you so much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I personally do not know what to make of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know the answer to that question Jane<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think that they are mentally ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not know enough about the subject <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Coward <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know a lot about the subject and have drawn my own conclusions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are cruel conclusions Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am comfortable with them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that why you make faggot jokes when you know gays might hear them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Free speech Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not free speech <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is it then <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now I am crying leave me alone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tell me two things Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If on a hot day you decided to remove your shirt when passing Kings Cross what would happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would probably either be warned or arrested by the cops <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What would you be charged with <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stan leave this alone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You would be charged with outraging public decency <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yet if at the same time this pervert walked by in his Laura Ashley the idiot cops would do nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are your breasts indecent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hope not <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would like to think that they are attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So why would you be likely to be charged <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stan I am beginning to feel unwell please stop this conversation <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Imagine that you were in a changing room taking a shower and one of these so called women walked in with his dick dangling between his legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not going to answer you Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You would feel invaded <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is quite simple because these people apart from being nuts are misogynists <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They hate women that is as plain as day and quite why they are tolerated is beyond me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are a liberal society Stan<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Balls <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A society has to be strong otherwise chaos spreads <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stan I really need to end this conversation <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please Stan please <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you help me to the bathroom I need to be sick <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am sorry Jane but you make me so mad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do have a dark side but I control it at most times <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a decent man and I wonder why we are arguing about abstracts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is so absurd <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stan leave me alone for a while <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think that we have both upset baby <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will be at my desk just yell in you need me <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jane do you know what I saw as I walked past Kings Cross A train No Then what I saw a chap who was even taller than me wearing a dress How did that make you feel Stan I felt nothing Liar Well I felt a little angry Just a little angry Stan Well the 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