Dear Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
By the time you read this mail I will be on my way to Norwich<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let me say that I am sorry for our tiff yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was all my fault <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But some things really fuck me off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I let them rise to the surface <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a good influence on me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can honestly say that if a faggot or one of these cross dressing perverts is kicked to death in front of me then I will pays for its funeral (flowers and all)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only joking the rest of this mail is serious as I have arranged a trip to Ayr for us when you are feeling less grotty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you remember Ayr our first holiday together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It seems so long ago<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your mum told me how much you liked Burns and the rest is history <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a lovely holiday and I am surprised that we left our hotel room <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(memo to Stan – ask Jane for my penis back)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was the Millbank if you remember <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And as a sort of anti-sorry present I have booked Room 69 which is the exact room that we stayed in last time – the dates are optinal<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We will go up by train (No Calypso’s please) and just take our time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I might even have a Burns gift for you who knows <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you want to chuck this back in my face then feel welcome to do so as I can be a grade one cunt at times <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But even cunts have feelings <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chat this evening <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Make sure Sally is near just in case <\/p>\n\n\n\n
See you on Wednesday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love means never having to say you are sorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a load of shit as sorry is the most overused word <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always on the phone so you are not alone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ps kiss baby for me <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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