The Monk Fish was writing a Gothic Romance<\/p>\n
But as he lived in the sea<\/p>\n
The ink ran<\/p>\n
And nobody was able to read his work<\/p>\n
His solution was to write his novel<\/p>\n
On a lonely rock<\/p>\n
In the middle of the harbour<\/p>\n
But the unfortunate creature<\/p>\n
Became dry and dusty<\/p>\n
And died with chapters to go<\/p>\n
And nobody was able to read his work<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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