{"id":1409,"date":"2015-02-08T16:01:35","date_gmt":"2015-02-08T16:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=1409"},"modified":"2015-02-08T16:01:35","modified_gmt":"2015-02-08T16:01:35","slug":"greengages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2015\/02\/08\/greengages\/","title":{"rendered":"Greengages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a sense of democracy in the rhubarb village<\/p>\n<p>Until the greengages arrived<\/p>\n<p>Although solid and hardworking<\/p>\n<p>Many found their manners rough<\/p>\n<p>The tiny red currants became extremely worried<\/p>\n<p>When the greengages were in season<\/p>\n<p>And frequently lost their colour<\/p>\n<p>This state of affairs obviously could not continue<\/p>\n<p>So the other soft fruits hired a hit man<\/p>\n<p>But they could not afford much<\/p>\n<p>As their funds were poor<\/p>\n<p>And when the assassin arrived in the village<\/p>\n<p>They found him to partially sighted<\/p>\n<p>Chaos ensued with the disabled hit man<\/p>\n<p>Killing as many red currants as he did greengages<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>And this children was how Greengage and Red Currant Jam was invented \u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a sense of democracy in the rhubarb village Until the greengages arrived Although solid and hardworking Many found their manners rough The tiny red currants became extremely worried When the greengages were in season And frequently lost their colour This state of affairs obviously could not continue So the other soft fruits hired [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}