I see that Frankie played in Liverpool last night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really I thought they disbanded years ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They did this was a one off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It brings back memories <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you remember the RELAX vest you wore on our holiday in Devon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I purchased it whilst passing through Shepherds Bush Market <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What were you doing in Shepherds Bush <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was researching an exhibition that was once held in White City <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had been commissioned to write an article if you remember<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I loved that vest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was a simplicity about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pale yellow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Black <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You wore it frequently <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It just went with my cut downs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I felt free <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It did have its disadvantages <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you remember when we went into that village shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not really think about its immodesty or really care <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I felt free<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The poor chap behind the counter was not really prepared for it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Especially at seven in the morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He could not take his eyes off of your boobs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have really nice boobs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Agreed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You made his day as normally the campers and the local old dears were his customers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The strange thing is that nobody really gave a shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wore it during our walks and in the local villages <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Boobs were boobs and they were quite commonplace <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not sure how the RELAX vests would be received these days <\/p>\n\n\n\n
People are not as free anymore <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are uptight and do not live <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They think they are free <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But they exist in a cell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And have lost the key <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can tell that on beaches also <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is all about fashion <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whereas in those days you just rocked up wearing anything you liked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was no branding <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beaches were beaches <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were so European <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So free <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happened to your vest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Saul broke the shoulder strap one day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tied the ends together but it was a fatal flaw <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Frankie was dying and would never return to Hollywood <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a pity Helga <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because originals of the RELAX vest go for a bomb online <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mine was a fake and you know it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you say that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where did you buy it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shepherds Bush Market <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think about it Saul <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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