{"id":14168,"date":"2023-05-09T09:53:03","date_gmt":"2023-05-09T08:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=14168"},"modified":"2023-05-09T10:02:39","modified_gmt":"2023-05-09T09:02:39","slug":"heidi-and-geography","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/09\/heidi-and-geography\/","title":{"rendered":"Heidi and Geography"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was visiting a Geography Fair in Southern Germany <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When a rather plump but pretty German girl spoke to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She  asked if I might assist her in raising a trellis against a wall <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My family were so impressed that they invited her to stay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the first morning she came into my bedroom as I slept<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she had some photographs of The Urals to show me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We chatted for some time until she noticed that I was unclothed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The following morning she burst into my room quite naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And shared her photographs of the Nile Delta and the Aswan Dam <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I invited her to join me in my warm bed as the air was cool <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For I knew that we would write fine geographical books together <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was visiting a Geography Fair in Southern Germany When a rather plump but pretty German girl spoke to me She asked if I might assist her in raising a trellis against a wall My family were so impressed that they invited her to stay On the first morning she came into my bedroom as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14168"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14172,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14168\/revisions\/14172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}