Anouk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where is Nanook <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Up North <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is he your friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because he ate my camera <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have to realise that these are a noble people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My camera was a noble camera <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It never let me down <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you lose any photographs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which ones <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The ones of our farmhouse in Provence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do not have a farmhouse in Provence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But we used to own a farmhouse in Provence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before that dumb Inuit fool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ate my camera <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anouk you are not a very warm person <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neither is Nanook <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are just creating thin humours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are there thick humours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are humours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thin and thick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anouk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you realise that your names rhyme <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I have never thought of that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you now not ashamed about the consequence of your anger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because Nanook ate my camera <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And now I have nowhere to spend the summer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papa was planning a swimming pool you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Can you not get another camera <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It will not be the same <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because it will be a blank canvas <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anouk many people see you as a spoilt bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bully for them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are not a nice person <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neither are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not about me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hate being criticised <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who are you to criticise me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are just a fucking poet and a poor one at that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is not about me Flea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did you know my nickname <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That would be telling <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that I will finish this work <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why are you bored with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a nice person <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not in my book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please do not end this piece <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For what reason <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For what reason <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like the exposure <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I want to be famous <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have the looks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have the figure <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am Anouk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did you do that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I said that I would stop writing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
People will forget about you Anouk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I say Pretty Please <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grow up Anouk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will return in three weeks and if I think that you have changed for the better <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I will give you the exposure that you so want <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will you return the farmhouse in Provence to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It never went away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will try to be kind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hope so <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you not invite Nanook to the farmhouse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It will be too hot for him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly but ask him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then apologise for being a bitch <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Anouk Where is Nanook Up North Is he your friend No Why Because he ate my camera You have to realise that these are a noble people My camera was a noble camera It never let me down Did you lose any photographs Yes Which ones The ones of our farmhouse in Provence You do […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14199"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14204,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14199\/revisions\/14204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}