{"id":1424,"date":"2015-03-02T18:25:10","date_gmt":"2015-03-02T18:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=1424"},"modified":"2015-03-02T18:25:10","modified_gmt":"2015-03-02T18:25:10","slug":"the-pastoral-ramblings-of-edward-sneed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2015\/03\/02\/the-pastoral-ramblings-of-edward-sneed\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pastoral Ramblings of Edward Sneed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>One <\/b><\/p>\n<p>I have been told not to eat ants<\/p>\n<p>As they believe in the regeneration<\/p>\n<p>Of the soul<\/p>\n<p><i>discuss<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Two <\/b><\/p>\n<p>If one places their hand into a bucketful of ants<\/p>\n<p>Then they will crawl up your arm<\/p>\n<p>And nest in your warm areas<\/p>\n<p><i>discuss<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Three <\/b><\/p>\n<p>When walking in the countryside<\/p>\n<p>You will pass many dead ants<\/p>\n<p>The cause of death<\/p>\n<p>Is unlikely to be determined<\/p>\n<p><i>discuss<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Four <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Wagtails have never been aware<\/p>\n<p>Of bus timetables<\/p>\n<p>Although they nest close to bus stops<\/p>\n<p><i>discuss<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Five \u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Spiders never weave webs<\/p>\n<p>In the vicinity of railway tracks<\/p>\n<p>As flies do not care for trains<\/p>\n<p><i>discuss<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Six <\/b><\/p>\n<p>The earth worm is the most tolerant of creatures<\/p>\n<p>It favours the properties of petrol<\/p>\n<p>And is friendlier than the average goat<\/p>\n<p><i>discuss<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One I have been told not to eat ants As they believe in the regeneration Of the soul discuss &nbsp; Two If one places their hand into a bucketful of ants Then they will crawl up your arm And nest in your warm areas discuss &nbsp; Three When walking in the countryside You will pass [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1424"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}