An airport was built on the marshlands of my county with its two main runways leading out to sea<\/p>\n
What sets this airport apart from others is that between the runways there are five churches only four hundred and ninety six yards apart<\/p>\n
Each month my wife and I break into the airport so that we may worship at each of these churches in turn<\/p>\n
This satisfies our deep love of God as well as my passion for plane spotting<\/p>\n
We always worship naked in the third church which is called St Peter in the Marshes<\/i> having forsaken our worldly goods in the porch<\/p>\n
It was here last week that I noticed that my wife had shaved her pubic hair into the shape of a heart<\/p>\n
When I asked her why she said it was her Homage to Mary Quant<\/i><\/p>\n
I did not answer at the time and only replied when we were in the fifth church where I added that it would have been a lot less painful but possibly more expensive to have visited the retro shop in our town and to have purchased one of the designer’s dresses<\/p>\n
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