{"id":14450,"date":"2023-05-24T18:32:55","date_gmt":"2023-05-24T17:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=14450"},"modified":"2023-05-24T19:31:50","modified_gmt":"2023-05-24T18:31:50","slug":"the-nigger-of-the-narcissus-typhoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/24\/the-nigger-of-the-narcissus-typhoon\/","title":{"rendered":"The Nigger of the Narcissus &#038; Typhoon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was on  holiday with Egg Julie and Bizzy Lizzy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As normal we were in deepest Kent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were swimming in Meek Creek <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or at least my dear friends were <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had been told to stay in port <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I had an infected foot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was reading The Nigger of the Narcissus <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And would later read Typhoon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joseph Conrad was my favourite author <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I was glad to have found <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This rare edition at a jumble sale <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Egg was next to me reading Lucy is a Rich Bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or he was pretending to as he was watching Julie swimming<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He took a great interest when she stood up in the water <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As her white swimming  costume because quite translucent<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was in love with Julie unlike me as I found her rather plain<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bizzy Lizzy wore a sensible black costume <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was a 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