{"id":14463,"date":"2023-05-25T09:17:15","date_gmt":"2023-05-25T08:17:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=14463"},"modified":"2023-05-25T09:20:54","modified_gmt":"2023-05-25T08:20:54","slug":"confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/25\/confession\/","title":{"rendered":"Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was strolling around a heritage site yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I stole a small stone from near an archbishops grave<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was told that I would be cursed for my dishonesty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And expected to be run over by a bus within the hour<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But nothing happened at all I was not even vaguely punished <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About an hour later I saw a delivery bicycle on the pavement <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which apart from being dangerous was obviously illegal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Within seconds the rider had collided with a homeless vagrant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And had fallen from his machine on to the road with much violence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There had been obvious injuries caused and a crowd  quickly formed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not intercede as I was deep in thought <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was I free of the dreaded archbishops curse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or had I passed it on to others less worthy than me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I asked God for an answer but I was told he was fishing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As Wednesday&#8217;s and Friday&#8217;s were his days off<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was strolling around a heritage site yesterday When I stole a small stone from near an archbishops grave I was told that I would be cursed for my dishonesty And expected to be run over by a bus within the hour But nothing happened at all I was not even vaguely punished About an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14463"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14467,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14463\/revisions\/14467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}