{"id":14468,"date":"2023-05-25T09:31:25","date_gmt":"2023-05-25T08:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=14468"},"modified":"2023-05-25T09:34:14","modified_gmt":"2023-05-25T08:34:14","slug":"gazelle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/25\/gazelle\/","title":{"rendered":"Gazelle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">St Augustine&#8217;s is a very interesting place to visit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it is not disposed to those with movement difficulties <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">People in wheelchairs would be better off on Everest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am an agile chap and my nickname is Gazelle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But even I stumbled occasionally over hidden stones <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After our visit Jane and I trotted around the city <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which was in an exceptionally kind mood <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We shared tea and listened to a classical Spanish guitar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Life was good so very good but we were confused by a New Age shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which sold recordings of deeply coloured birds taking a piss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This was supposed to create a favourable zen but it left me cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I settled for defecating elephants instead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St Augustine&#8217;s is a very interesting place to visit But it is not disposed to those with movement difficulties People in wheelchairs would be better off on Everest I am an agile chap and my nickname is Gazelle But even I stumbled occasionally over hidden stones After our visit Jane and I trotted around the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14468"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14471,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468\/revisions\/14471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}