I was on a train some years ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Iceland<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When a couple of women <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Began a conversation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As this was my first time in Iceland <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I began to listen to them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are you from <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am Icelandic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I have lived in Kuwait for a number of years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was their conversation interesting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The usual moans about Reykjav\u00edk<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then one of the girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who was wearing a blue sweater <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Began speaking about her late boyfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They had been together for six years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was he suffering from a ghastly disease <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No he had jumped in front of a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And had been badly injured <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was only a matter of time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His doctors gave her permission <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To stay in his final room<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was caring of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her boyfriend was lapsing in and out of consciousness<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She asked if he had a final request <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He asked her to undress and lay next to him<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And masturbate as he slowly died <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did she achieve orgasm at the right time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very much she was spot on <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a sad sad story but a little odd <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then as she cleaned herself up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her boyfriend who was very much alive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Walked into the room and kissed her on the forehead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The girl looked at him and then fainted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When she came around a doctor <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Explained to her that her boyfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was very much alive and had paid his identical twin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To jump in front of the train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because his twin had always wanted to see her masturbate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes this story is true <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So this guy went through all this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just to see his brothers girlfriend finger herself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did the women on the train add to this story <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was there an even more startling denouement<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not that I know of as the women left the train at the next stop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you have done if you had been that girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would have asked the living half of the identical twins to marry me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As this by far is the most beautiful sacrifice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All for his wretched but lonely brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are tears in your eyes Pippa <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know that is such a beautiful story <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will you marry me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am flattered but sadly I cannot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I am already spoken for <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are not many men like you Stephen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is very kind of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you have any siblings <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have two sisters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I used to have a brother but he died in a train accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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