{"id":14507,"date":"2023-05-26T16:23:20","date_gmt":"2023-05-26T15:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=14507"},"modified":"2023-05-26T18:20:40","modified_gmt":"2023-05-26T17:20:40","slug":"joe-and-josephine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/26\/joe-and-josephine\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe and Josephine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is your favourite part of the woman Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The brain <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Funny Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you like her boobs or her cunt or are you an arse man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am an arse man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought you were <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because you always look at my arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have a nice bum <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not too skinny and not too fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a pity that you like girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is your preference <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is easy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bum <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before I date any girls they must pass my bum test <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seriously I thought it was a more even spread with you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More cerebral if you like <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is why some gay girls are so fucking ugly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Brick shit houses in shapeless clothing and cropped hair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You must have favourites <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have many <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I could never fuck an ugly woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although I am not as blunt as you I do have my favourites <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Being <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like my women to be feminine that is very important <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who was your first girlfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a girl named Jackie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was she hot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noel Coward wrote a song <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mad about the Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which I think summed Jackie up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was slight and incredibly boyish <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did she have a nice bum <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a way but as I said she was incredibly boyish <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Flat as a board <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I loved her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did it last long <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Six months and then she broke my heart as she left me for Dutch girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are there any bums that you do not like <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fat ones <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I see a woman with a fat arse it makes me ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Surely you like a piece of meat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A wiggle if you get my drift <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am talking about the grossly fat  ones sizes plus plus plus <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So what do you think of the advertising people&#8217;s take on it at present <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In what way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rather like the Dove products when they employed plus plus plus models <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found  it gruesome <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I take it you do not like black women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You first <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well to be honest I am not attracted by their shape <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because of their bums <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Partly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is seen as very attractive by some <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just do not find them attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I doubt if they find me attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are too masculine for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are attractive Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is until you open your mouth<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But true<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are very opinionated <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I asked you the same question<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My answer would be the same <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not find black women attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which goes to show that we all live in narrow corridors <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like my girlfriends to be feminine and attractive and they must pass by bum test <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This conversation is going nowhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who fucking cares about Joe and Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I was not so into girls would you fuck me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of course I would <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So you rate my arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Out of ten <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eleven <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are so full of shit Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would I be the kind of girl you would date <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yep <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moi <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of course <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is why we are friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tell me the truth Joe what turns you on about me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you turn me on <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Honest answers please <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The truth is that I find you very attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have a great arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the thing that turns me on more than anything is that you have had knowledge of women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That turns me on <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not surprised at your answer Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you asked a hundred Joe&#8217;s then unless they were faggots the the answers would be similar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Real men like the idea of the girl girl thing it is as old as the hills <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I tell you what Joe I will let you watch me next time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can join in if you like <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A three <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yep <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will await your call <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It will never happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I am in training to be a nun <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am willing to adopt the Catholic faith <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Give me time to think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will chat to Jesus tonight after I have masturbated <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Send me a text and let me know what Jesus says <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is a silly fiction <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shall I discontinue it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That up to you ewe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Baa Baa Baa Baa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is your favourite part of the woman Joe The brain Funny Joe Do you like her boobs or her cunt or are you an arse man I am an arse man I thought you were Why Because you always look at my arse You have a nice bum Not too skinny and not too 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